Cold hands, warm shart.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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