He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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