their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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