I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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