We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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