Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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