id be glad to
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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