I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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