it hurts more in the daytime
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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