she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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