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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(443): View more from Maryland

i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh

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(254): View more from Texas

There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore

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(305): View more from Florida

He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?

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