I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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