Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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