all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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