In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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