Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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