I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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