i think i have herpe
just one?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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