For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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