I have demons in me.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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