I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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