My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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