I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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