My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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