I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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