She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize