quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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