I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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