New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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