I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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