but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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