Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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