What a fucking waste of an outfit
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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