Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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