there's paper in my vomit.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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