hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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