oh god the rape fog is back!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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