I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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