Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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