i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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