You work out of a Hotel?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
only you would photoshop your dick
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
