a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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