Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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