physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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