She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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