So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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