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My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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