Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This is the high leading the old right now
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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