Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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