it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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