i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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