what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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