Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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