Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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