super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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